Other plans for that weekend mate.
Maybe next year

Pedigree can be awkward to keep right, in fact one of the vilest pints of bitter I've had was a pint of Pedigree , but that was in London.
On the other hand, a decent pint is like necter of the gods

Still not the best pint I've ever had though


Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse