I'm just glad my wife has a great sense of humor (obviously) as she's a second degree black belt in TKD and taught kickboxing for years. It was absurd when she sparred other women in tournaments as she has a 36 inch inseam. They were barely in the room and she was kicking them in the head.
The whole family was heavily into martial arts for years. Our old joke was, "No, I'm not saying my Dad can beat up your Dad. I'm saying my Mom can beat up your Dad."
