So, you "volunteer for the Special Olympics", and then, THIS happened to ya, huh?!
Well JEEZ Matt, HAVEN'T you EVER heard the ol' sayin': "No good deed goes unpunished"????????
WHAT?! Have you lived under a ROCK all your life or SOMETHIN'?????????
(...just tryin' to help ya feel better here with a little humor
...and, good on ya for your service to that fine organization!)
