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Wonder how many folks have been run off the road because their obnoxious pipe pissed off the wrong person? I've worked 'road rage' calls that were set off by a lot less.



Well Chet, evidently THOSE guys probably weren't projecting enough of that "badass, devil-may-care, freedom-flauntin' one tough hombre, don't mess with me" image to the motorists who ran 'em off the road...THAT'S all!!!

(...they probably just made the "mistake" of wearin' a helmet, and thus that ol' wuss-factor probably reared its ugly head, huh?!)

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I clipped a baseball card against my spokes to make my bike noisier when I was five but I've moved on.



Good line!

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)