See I hit the nail on the head. You ARE that guy..haha It doesnt surprise me that youre best friends with the Chief. You sound like that guy that shows up to local accidents with a police scanner to point at the bad guy. "take em away boys"!..."can I blow the siren"?!...haha
Two or Three more arrests and they'll give you a fake badge and whistle...haha
In all honesty I dont blame you for trying to keep the town "clean", I just wish you'd tell it like it is instead of putting the "moral obligation" safety spin on it. Youre taking advantage of your secondhand authority first, the safety part is just your defense.
