"You are the one dressed up like one of the Village People."
Funny semi-related story to that line...
A long time ago (but in our own galaxy) I was driving around with my younger bro and our band mate, Jayson. Joe and I were up front, Jayson was in the back. I don't exactly know why, but I turned to Joe and said, "If I were one of the Village People, I'd be the Indian." He thought for a moment and replied, "I'd be the cop." Then he turned and asked Jayson which one of the Village people he would be. Jayson's response? "Which village?"
