It was a works training do, attitude adjustment or something

I was kinda miffed when I got there to found out it was an "informal" thing, so I needn't have worn the company uniform or even gone in the van ( instead)

I'm on call this week, so no drinky-poos at all
(Although if I get a chance, I might have just the one tomorrow )

If I'm sent there again and I'm not on call, I might take you up on that offer!!

Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse