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Orville Smith, a store manager for best buy... told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson, on cctv putting a laptop under his jacket. When confronted Tyrone became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled out a knife and ran out the door.
Outside, on the pavement were four U.S. marines collecting toys, for the toys for tots program. Smith stated...The marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe.
After police and ambulance arrived on the scene, the marine was taken for treatment.
Tyrone was also transported to the local hospital. With two broken arms, a broken leg,several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the kerb after stabbing the marine....according to the police report
There's a moral to this story somewhere.
Hope you find it as amusing as I did.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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web page from the local paper... Ed 
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Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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MORE... web page Ed
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Quote:
What's a kerb?
That's the edge between the pavement and the carriageway.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Check Pants
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What's a kerb?
A person who hails from Kerbastan. 
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wouldn't that be karriageway? 
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What's a kerb?
A Serbian hitman.
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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What's a kerb?
typo: should be serb
if life gives you lemons keep them because hey,free lemons.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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And that's why I love this site...
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What's a kerb?
kerb (kûrb) n. Chiefly British. Variant of curb.
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What's a kerb?
kerb (kûrb) n. Chiefly British. Variant of curb.
Ya know, then in THAT case Keith, I gotta admit I'm more than a little surprised those folks over there don't spell that as: "Keurb"!!!  
(...thanks for the setup here, Bro!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Quote:
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What's a kerb?
kerb (kûrb) n. Chiefly British. Variant of curb.
Ya know, then in THAT case Keith, I gotta admit I'm more than a little surprised those folks over there don't spell that as: "Keurb"!!!
(...thanks for the setup here, Bro!)
They had to borrow that U to use it in 'queue'.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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and fell off the kerb after stabbing the marine....
Typo.........it meant to read "He fell off the Herb"
This changes everything 
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