Orville Smith, a store manager for best buy... told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson, on cctv putting a laptop under his jacket. When confronted Tyrone became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled out a knife and ran out the door.
Outside, on the pavement were four U.S. marines collecting toys, for the toys for tots program. Smith stated...The marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe.
After police and ambulance arrived on the scene, the marine was taken for treatment.
Tyrone was also transported to the local hospital. With two broken arms, a broken leg,several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the kerb after stabbing the marine....according to the police report
There's a moral to this story somewhere.
Hope you find it as amusing as I did.