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The wife and I stopped at a tavern last night.
There in the corner is a really drunk women. My wife notices I am looking at her and asks if I know her.
I told her yes, it's my ex wife and that she has been drinking like that for 8 years now since our divorce.
My wife says, that's amazing, I didn't think anyone could celebrate that long.
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Don't know if I should laugh or not.... but it was funny 
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OK, I laughed & hope you did too.
"Got the wind in my face the road goes on for miles...."
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Yeah man, I am never serious, it takes to much effort. Quote:
Don't know if I should laugh or not.... but it was funny
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I laughed also. Sorry. Does that mean that she still has some of your money left to burn? TR
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That was a joke, BUT the true divorce, I gave her everything. Bought out that is. I was advised, better to do that then for the next x years get upset everytime you look at your pay check. Quote:
I laughed also. Sorry. Does that mean that she still has some of your money left to burn? TR
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  And here I thought I'd heard ALL the old Borsch-Belt routines....but THAT was a FUNNY ONE, Tom! Cheers, Dwight (looks like it's you, me, AND Rodney who ain't gettin' no respect, huh?) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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OK I laughed. Like I said before it was funny as hell.
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Ain't it a ****** that in this day and age, with the womens lib movement and all, that when it somes time for a divorce the man is almost always the cash cow. Why is it that equality of the genders has not come into the divorce picture? TR 
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You know what ? I don't care.. They are all love... Quote:
Ain't it a ****** that in this day and age, with the womens lib movement and all, that when it somes time for a divorce the man is almost always the cash cow. Why is it that equality of the genders has not come into the divorce picture? TR
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