Q. How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows it's never been tried.
Q. How many gears does a French tank have?
A. 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q. What do you call 100,000 French Infantryman?
A. The Army.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees
A. So the Germans and lance Armstrong could ride in the shade.
Have you seen the French military rifle on Ebay? Its never been fired and only dropped once!
