While sittin' outside a Starbucks one warm SoCal afternoon and sippin' my coffee, a woman on a Road King and her husband/boyfriend also on one rode up and proceeded to attempt to backup and park their bikes in the space next to the one I had parked my BA.

The women was all of 5'3' and MAYBE 115lb soakin' wet.

Well, as you can imagine, she had a "little problem" tryin' to back that 700-plus pound motorcycle all by herself into that space, and so her husband/boyfriend backed up and parked his bike first, and then jumped off and grabbed her bike and parked it for her.

Now when these two 40-somethings, all dressed up in all(and I DO mean ALL) their official Harley-Davidson ridin' gear walked past me, I just COULDN'T resist offering up a little suggestion to 'em that went somethin' like this:

"Ya know, just an idea here, BUT I'm thinkin' maybe gettin' a little smaller and more maneuverable motorcycle like that there Triumph o' mine MIGHT be a good idea for the young lady!"

Ya know, some folks just don't take kindly to unsolicited advice, and I had a feelin' these two fell into that category by the stink eye I received from both of 'em as they walked past me and into that Starbucks!!!

(...and yep, this IS a true story!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)