I knew a guy that was just the opposite. My friend Lester was over 500lbs and bought a Sportster. Really nice guy but couldn't help laugh, when he got off the thing he had to pry it out from between his butt cheeks!
Not really but sure looked like he would have to. He also wore one of those chrome nazi novelty helmets, with his shaved head sure looked like it would make a popping sound when removed. After he brought the bike back to Schocks HD the 4th or 5th time to have the clutch replaced under warranty they told him they wouldn't do it anymore. Haven't seen him in a few years, last I heard he had fallen off his dump truck and hurt his back pretty badly.
