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The Ugly Bike
#443026 05/04/2011 10:52 PM
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Well, I'm not as good as Chad for ferretting out odd bikes, but I found this on last Sunday's drive through Luckenback.





Yep, says it all. Sounded real ugly when it took off also.


Pacific Blue/White 2009 America in the TX Hill Country Not all that glitters is gold. Tolkien. Hmm Must've seen the chrome on my TA coming down the road.
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WOW. And it's complete with fork reflectors... doesn't THAT speak volumes! (You hearing this, Bob?)

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That gets the prize for the worst bike I've ever seen. What do you know, it's a HD too. Go figure


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Missannies #443029 05/05/2011 2:51 AM
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Nice sparkle job dontcha think?

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stevieB #443030 05/05/2011 6:15 AM
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It is "bedazzled!" and named correctly.


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ThomWill #443031 05/05/2011 7:34 AM
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Even the chickens have a WTF look on their faces!!


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FeHorse #443032 05/05/2011 8:12 AM
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Ok I'll vote. That is one damn ugly bike and I'll bet the dude who owns it thinks he's a badazz.

It looks like Meatloaf from Rocky Horror Picture Show ran into a disco machine.


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What the HELL goes on in some peoples brain!?!?


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some how the whole glitter-skull thing is not working.


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erle #443035 05/05/2011 8:10 PM
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What the HELL goes on in some peoples brain!?!?




I knew this big gorilla of a guy who painted his HD green and yellow and had the John Deere logo on the oil tank and had John Deere painted on the side of the tank. This was all brush painted and not very well. He even painted the entire engine green and yellow and the rims too.. One of the ugliest bikes I ever saw.


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08America #443036 05/05/2011 9:32 PM
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Even the chickens have a WTF look on their faces!!




Good catch. I didn't notice, but, yeah!


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Ok, I don't often invoke this:


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The_Dog33 #443038 05/05/2011 11:52 PM
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me thinks I should re-consider the brass lizards.

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The_Dog33 #443039 05/05/2011 11:53 PM
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Gruesome. Really.


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The_Dog33 #443040 05/06/2011 12:06 PM
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That's one for the book for sure.


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ssjones #443041 05/06/2011 11:28 PM
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Ok, I don't often invoke this:






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Keith #443042 05/07/2011 6:53 PM
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Somebody has been watching too much Blue Peter

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Tethyan #443043 05/11/2011 5:11 PM
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I took "The Ugly One" as a reference to the pillion, rather than the name of the bike.

Not that it isn't true of the bike.

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The_Dog33 #443044 05/30/2011 12:21 PM
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a sportster.... with glitter. safe to assume the trench knives are cheap knockoffs, leaving........ absolutely NOTHING worth salvaging. crush it, then burn it, then run it over with a dump truck to make sure it's dead.

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DaemonWulf #443045 05/30/2011 12:44 PM
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Nobody actually rides that, do they?

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Now, let me get this straight. I see a lot of chickens around so, is that glitter or chook poo all over that "bike"?


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Greybeard #443047 05/31/2011 2:42 PM
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The black progressives are cool, but not helping the overall look at all...


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mrt202 #443048 06/01/2011 12:53 AM
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Hey, this was at Luckenbach, TX. In a crowd of bikes. Yes the guy did ride it in and rode it out. Loud and proud he was (and as ugly as the bike). Big guy though, and didn't look like the kind interested in anyone's opinion. He was wearing some kind of mail shirt under an old western shirt. Talk about taking safety seriously. Gave him the cool nod and peace be with ya brother expression and went about my business.


Pacific Blue/White 2009 America in the TX Hill Country Not all that glitters is gold. Tolkien. Hmm Must've seen the chrome on my TA coming down the road.
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FeHorse #443049 06/02/2011 8:31 PM
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That poor bike. Wow is all I can say.


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there are uglier bikes.


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satxron #443051 06/03/2011 11:08 AM
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there are uglier bikes.




This at least has that rat/Road Warrior kind of look and is kind of cool on that use what you have and think outside the box level that the first bike doesn't have.


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The_Dog33 #443052 06/13/2011 9:19 AM
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Recon he can carry enough fuel.


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