The judge must have gotten laid before your case. It seems that he did the minimum that he could get by with for whatever charges you had. As a father of three, I understand your anger. It looks like everything will level out in a year or so, as long as you keep cool. If I were in your shoes, I'd make myself a promise to follow the courts orders exactly. I wouldn't put the judge in a position where he has to find me in contempt of court (ignoring or violating any of the conditions of the findings).
The authorities probably don't blame you for your actions privately. Best of luck and High Fives for taking action when you had to. You didn't have time to ...well what if...
A friend once said on the what if subject, What if?? Hell, what if a frog had a back pocket? He'd carry a pistol and wouldn't worry about snakes!!
