I suppose I got what I asked for there, Friar John and Co., for asking such a dumbass question in the first place ...

Anyway, thanks for your valued opinions, especially Dwight's.
Would that be red as in republican, Dwight, or as in redneck?

I'll let you know if I buy the Bonneville America. If I buy the rice rocket, I'll slink off this site quietly, I promise.
But I don't think that's going to happen somehow. I'm hooked.