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The other OBL drink is called "Lead Poisoning.".



That's an old South African one from the Apartheid years.

They'd put up a list of dead prisoners/activists and the causes of death that looked something like this:

Mr. A - 3/20/1972 - Heart Attack.
Mr. B - 4/17/1971 - Lung Cancer.
Mr. C - 5/22/1970 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. D - 5/22/1970 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. E - 5/22/1970 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. F - 5/22/1970 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. G - 4/12/1973 - Heart Attack.
Mr. H - 7/15/1972 - Emphesima.
Mr. I - 4/12/1971 - Heart Attack.
Mr. J - 8/19/1971 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. K - 8/19/1971 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. L - 8/19/1971 - Severe Lead Poisoning.
Mr. M - 9/22/1974 - Respiratory failure (waterboarding?).
Mr. N - 7/12/1972 - Stomach Cancer.
Mr. O - 3/21/1971 - Severe Lead Poisoning.

Something like that anyway, no kidding!

Last edited by Bedouin; 05/06/2011 12:11 PM.
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