Quote: I found out that the SEAL team confiscated several disc drives when they killed Osama bin Laden, and on one of them they discovered what turns out to be footage from his last video production for Al Queda. The transcript goes as follows: "And we will not cease until the Great Satan has... wait a second, there's someone at the door."
Made that one up myself, but I'm sure there are derivatives all over the place.
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