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I'm not sure about the burial at sea thing when it comes to minimizing the retaliation. I suppose the ones apt to get upset and strike out will do so regardless if he's buried at sea or given someplace like Saudi for some kind official muslim burial.



Alternatives I guess they didn't consider:
Have his body stuffed and mounted on a White House wall.

Seal his body in clear plastic and put it in a giant
urinal at Ground Zero so everyone can piss on him.

Run him through a wood chipper, and feed him to pigs.

I can only hope that his death lessens the pain of those
who lost family or friends in 9/11.
May they rest in peace,
Uncle Charlie