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Who is Helen Thomas?
A really nasty old reporter... 
I mean, can you imagine having to spend an eternity with 72 of that?
There is something to be said about women with no teeth (if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink) 
Purely on health & safety grounds 
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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