Wow Graham! I, for one, am certainly glad that you spotted Chad's posting here early on and were able to dispel this bit of misinformation so early and before it had become "common knowledge"!
Yep, 'cause everyone by this time SHOULD know that FARTING at the first sign of a Myocardial Infarction would be one's BEST course of action in such a situation!
(...I mean, why do you think the word "infarction" has the letters "f", "a", "r" AND "t" in it?!!!!)
