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My wife came by and said "You're not going to poke holes in your new jacket, are you?"





What have you done with your old jacket?
You could take the sleeves off and use it as a patch vest.
That way, if you're feeling posh, you can leave the vest off and look smart

It's what I did, apart from putting patches on my old one

Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse