Yeah! But, I don't know if I'd really want a "Schwian" Whizzer!

Ya see, If I was gonna spend THAT much money on a nicely restored one, I think I'd rather have a real SCHWINN Whizzer!!!

(...and once again Dwight's little red correction pencil comes into play...and once again, Dwight will NEVER understand why some people DON'T proofread their OWN friggin' craigslist ads!!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)