Oh, I know Ian.
I would tell but we have an AUP and I think the telling of the story would be a direct violation of said AUP.
Then John would nuke me from space, and I wouldn't see it coming. So that is a tale I will leave for a time less likely to offend the hearer.


I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe