Well Doza, you could slowly over a few monthes pluck the hair out so it looks as though you are going bald. Then tell the wife I aint goin round looking like this I gotta shave it cause I aint doin the combover thing.

Its only a matter of will.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe