It's official... I'm a moron. Yes... it takes gas. Which means the gas shutoff should be OPEN before turning the key! It started this morning. Took a while to get there, but I'm thinking a nice long ride might just do it (and me) a world of good.

2003 Speedmaster Red/Black FREAK, AI removed, Emgo Shorties, NH Peg relocation, Progressive suspension (front and back).