Soooo a man's man is someone who cries off serving his country to further his acting career, infects others with a deadly disease because it would ruin his ego to admit to being gay, be convicted of spousal abuse, use organised crime connections to further one's career, pose like some entry in a gay calender dripping in baby oil.

The real men's men is the junk food eating, beer swilling farting, belching bloke who makes you laugh down the pub, lends you a spanner, backs you up when you are in a bit of bother and gives unwanted advice on how to do something.

So probably most of us.

Not a guy who has to read it off a script first.

If you must have a name though.........Homer Simpson.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"