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The things people will do to keep from walking an extra 30 feet astounds me.
I used to be amazed at the number of people who would park illegally to avoid a few foot walk to exercise at a "fitness" center.
There was a wateringhole in Hollywood that was a favorite biker hangout. One of the regulars bought a used van with a handicap sticker in the windshield. (that was before CA changed from stickers to placards) He was sitting on the fender talking to friends when officer Kilby (a real butthole who hated 'motorcyclists') walked up and wrote him a ticket for an illegal handicap sticker. While he was writing it, Old Man Bill was undoing the straps on his leg. When Kilby asked him to sign the ticket, he handed him his leg and asked him to hold it while he signed.  
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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