Backporch is my best friend and he is really cooler than anyone here. If you really think about it, he was smart enough to trade his '02 Bonneville America for a fully dressed 1989 Harley. Then he turned that into a road king that leaks like a sieve. I wrote all about his infatuation with the finer things in life on the old board. I believe these included such things as robbing retirement homes, stealing ice cream from little kids and beating up the handicapped. Actually the pieceofshit is pretty intelligent when it comes to bikes but just likes to stir the pot. I'm glad you caught the Princess Bride reference.
Just remember
Beanache = coolguy
backporch = reallystooopidassholetrollthatlaughsatme (that's his Indian name)
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