What?! WHAT???!!! What chu talkin' 'bout, Willis...err...lewie???????
Dude! The stock wheelbase of these Triumph cruisers of ours are already 65 inches axle-to-axle, and maybe you don't know this, but even a Harley-Davidson FATBOY is "only" 64 inches!!!
(...hmmmm...I take it you don't much care for throwin' your baby into turns, eh?!...well, that's always been one of my favorite things about my BA...for a loooooong stretched out motorsickle, these suckers STILL surprisingly handle the curves very very well!...well, very very well ONCE you sh*tcan those LOUSY FRIGGIN' CHEAP-ASS stock shocks they put on 'em at the factory, anyway!!!!)