This sounds awful.

Probably the funniest karaoke night I have ever witnessed was in a pub next to a care home for people with learning difficulties.

It's probably wrong on so many levels but some of the residents were in there and having a whale of a time on the microphone.

It didn't help that there was a load of us from the army in there but hey we cheered them on and anyone not from there got booed off.

Every time I hear "born to be wild" now I have a bit of a grin and think back to probably one of the funniest nights out I have ever witnessed.

Ok enough of that political correctness.

So now Chad should we start referring to you as that Simon Cowell bloke from Texas?


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"