Bonneville America Forums Forums Off Topic Discussion Forums Lounge WTF with the gas cans

So at what point in my life does 8 years of post graduate education make me too stupid to work a gas can. I got a new 2 gallon can to fill up the mower etc and I couldn't figure out how to work the dang thing. I had to pull a lever push a button and push down on the nossle. Really? What are we protecting from. I guess the average arsonist is smarter than me because I'll be danged if I can figure that thing out. Give me an open tube to dump this all over my garage!!! Come on a little volatile gas never killed anyone right?? Ha