Hmmmm...well Wade, I guess you haven't heard, but ya know whenever ya pop that bubble wrap, you're lettin' ozone depleting toxic gasses into the atmosphere!!!

Uh huh, true!

Weeeell, okay, maybe not true, BUT ya never know! And so, THIS is why I'm with Greybeard on this! Yep, a Slinky is MUCH more fun, and potentially less toxic TOO!!!

I mean, "EVERYONE wants a Slinky! YOU ought'a get a Slinky!"

(...and besides, try makin' that bubble wrap walk down a flight o' stairs...I DARE ya!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)