This post is for Wade actually... well, it's with Wade in mind... that is to say the idea of this thread popped into my mind as a result of Wade's recent fixation with bubble wrap and all that that entails.
I understand Wade, and while considering and respecting the many comforts bubble wrap might bring, I came across snakes... an viable option when the bubbles run out.
snake snake snake... snakesnakesnakesnakesnake.
http://www.wimp.com/howsnakes/
