 How To Tell The Sex of a Fly!!!
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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true story... I was 16 and training with a guy that I worked with in a drug store chain... heres how it went down: customer - a little old lady Reuben - a smart ass clerk Me - trainee customer: Excuse me, where are the moth balls? Reuben: Moth balls? What do they look like? customer: they are small white balls... ** before she could finish ** Reuben: How did you get their little legs apart? Me: 
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Well, where I work, all we have are wooden balls. Those splinters get tiresome!~!
I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I was going.
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Gypsy's walk funny because they have crystal balls
Bill.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
-George Best
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Another true story. A friend of mine worked at a drug store in high school.
One day a customer asked him: "Do you have cotton balls?"
He said, "What do I look like, a teddy bear?"
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Another true story. A friend of mine worked at a drug store in high school.
One day a customer asked him: "Do you have cotton balls?"
He said, "What do I look like, a teddy bear?"
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I don't know why the sex of a fly matters to me being I don't plan on having sex with any flies, and I have never had sex with any one on accident. I think I am safe here.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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