true story... I was 16 and training with a guy that I worked with in a drug store chain... heres how it went down:
customer - a little old lady
Reuben - a smart ass clerk
Me - trainee
customer: Excuse me, where are the moth balls?
Reuben: Moth balls? What do they look like?
customer: they are small white balls...
** before she could finish **
Reuben: How did you get their little legs apart?
Me:
