This looks like a great way to turn a minor door ding into a several thousand dollar event, and a pretty good fender bender into an opportunity for EMT's to break out the giant can opener.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe