A Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the Koala "hey! what are you doing?"
The Koala says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the Koala and they have a few
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
with the Koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the bush,
finds the tree were the Koala is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says "hey you!"
The Koala looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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