I led a humdrum existence with my aunt and uncle on their struggling farm, until one day i met an old hermit who told me I had a great destiny to fulfill. So I left to battle an evil overlord that was unbeknownst to me, my own father!

Ok, not so much. My name is Bill, and I work for a worldwide media company as a network engineer. My first bike was a 65 triumph bonnie 750. It was a love hate relationship (I loved it, it hated me). I live in Baltimore MD U.S.A. because that is where my house is and currently I owe more than it is worth, or I would be writing this from VA instead (I don’t care for MD nor my commute; but what is a guy to do?)

My obsessions (cause if you aren’t obsessed what is the point) are my TBA, firearms, and tattoos. I like long walks on the beach, and candlelit dinner and vacationing in the Mayan Riviera (another obsession)

I take very little seriously, so most should take me with a grain of salt. My sense of humor is abundant and mostly inappropriate.

My Darn Funny Signature!