XXXL Good one
Wait, you're serious?!
Oh well, at least the food is free

I assume you're paying on the gate?
I'll decide nearer the time if'n I'll be going.
It would be daft not to as I'll be there but I'll see how work is. If I'm busy I might have to get back.

You were the last person to use my tent when y'all came over for the bbq!
I'd better check it out in plenty of time it's been two years since it was used.


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