BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!

It's Friggin' Freezing. There's snow up my ass, all the food's
covered with 3 feet of this white crap, and you want ME to sing?

What?? Anne Murray's "Snowbird"? P*SS Off!!

Next year, I'm flyin' to Jamaica, and smoke dope!!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)