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As told to me by a bouncer in Brisbane:

Three newlywed couples are eating breakfast at a honeymoon resort. One is British one is American, the third couple is Australian. The Brit couple are having tea, and the husband leans in to his bride and asks "would you like some honey, honey?". His wife blushes and kisses him. Upon overhearing this, the American decides he'll do one better. he leans in to his new bride who is having coffee and asks "would you like some sugar, sugar?". The American wife blushes and kisses her husband sweetly. The Aussie, not to be outdone, decides he'll try a little of that himself. So he looks his lovely bride in the eyes and asks "would you like some ham, you big fat pig?".



And that's when the fight started.

FrankW Ex Speedmaster rider, went to the Dark Side now riding an America.