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Check Pants
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I have a garage but need one of those openers. Mine is nowhere near as fun to watch as that one.
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Stickman Yogi
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Live to love, love to live.
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Learned Hand
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They don't work in the rain
if life gives you lemons keep them because hey,free lemons.
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I have a similar garage door opener. It doesn't work at all, just makes a bunch of noise. 
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They don't work well one week out of every month, and after a while they start making a whining noise.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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Man, I tell ya...you two are just BEGGIN' FOR IT, aren't ya?!  (...or at least WILL BE if your "garage door openers" ever see what you guys said here!!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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What a bunch of comedians...you all might want to keep your day jobs! 
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Should be Riding
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I was waiting for him to double honk a third time and then watch the garage door opener blow a fuse! 
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I'll open my own G** D*** garage thankyouverymuch... those openers are WAY too expensive in the long run...
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Fe Butt
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Ya know I love my garage door opener but for some reason it seems to have broken before I bought it.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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What a bunch of comedians...you all might want to keep your day jobs!
I keep my day job so I can keep paying for repairs to my current opener.
SOLD: 07 Black BA, 39mm FCRs, TPUSA stage 1 head, TPUSA 813 cams, TPUSA 10.8:1 pistons, TTP #3 igniter, Specialty Spares Long Cannons, Tsukayu Hard Bags. 82HP/55tq
NEW: 19 Goldwing Tour DCT
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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What a bunch of comedians...you all might want to keep your day jobs!
I keep my day job so I can keep paying for repairs to my current opener.
You'll be the first man in history to get your ass kicked by your garage door opener if she reads that... 
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What a bunch of comedians...you all might want to keep your day jobs!
I keep my day job so I can keep paying for repairs to my current opener.
You'll be the first man in history to get your ass kicked by your garage door opener if she reads that...
+1 very funny though! 
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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I tried for 18 years to get my garage door opener to work on command but it was faulty and never worked so in the end i got rid of her/it and got my self a good car port No problems now and saving a heap of money 
What goes round comes round
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Check Pants
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I had a very witty & socially acceptable response, but apparantly misplaced it. -------------------- Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Learned Hand
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You guys just don't have them programed right.
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I've had a couple of small garage door openers for a while. Unfortunately, as they get older, they are less and less reliable, until finally you have to get rid of them. Although, these days, they usually come with a money back guantee, and they often return for short periods of time. I keep my older, less reliable ones in the basement.
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You can get into big trouble keeping things in your basement these days
What goes round comes round
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You can get into big trouble keeping things in your basement these days
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
In the context of this thread, there's something rather disturbing about that statement.
Live to love, love to live.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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There's supposed to be. I can't view this link but I can google it. Hopefully it's right. http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc..._DXatFqeUhsbmrA
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That's the right scene John but it only shows Buffalo Bill saying it not the contents of the pit.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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A little better than 1/2 way through this clip is the lotion part. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INyygRKxRhw&feature=related
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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