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The wife left me
#42430 03/07/2006 3:12 PM
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I don't understand.

She told me we had to cut back on expenses.

I had to give up drinking beer. No problem I'm not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and then I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back

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tatkin #42431 03/07/2006 3:16 PM
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Please tell me you're joking.......hahaha.

Lee

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Tsalagi #42432 03/07/2006 6:02 PM
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Lucky you!!!!!!!!! Too funny.

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tatkin #42433 03/07/2006 6:07 PM
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