Ah, come on now Chad! Well, yes, your spelling might leave a bit to be desired, it's NOT all THAT bad.
BUT, how the heck hard is it to occasionally press down the friggin' "shift key" with your friggin' PINKY FINGER in efforts to uppercase a friggin' word when ya want to EMPHASIZE that friggin' word in a friggin' sentence, HUH?!
(...NOW do ya see how the use of "Dwightish" can bring a little conversational inflection into an otherwise cold and impersonal text message?????)
