Waa waa waa, call the waaaambulance...
I got two bikes down in my basement and two more covered in the garage. A foot or so of snow on the ground, 5ºF out (going into the 5-6ºF BELOW zero AGAIN tonight) so I DON'T Wanna hear it!!!
I got at least 3 more months before I can even see the grass again.
Yea, this winter sux big time, calling for another 2-3 feet of global warming to fall in the next week too.

A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice. Pat