Thanks guys!

Newcastle brown ale and Ben Nevis single malt helped me sleep like a baby last night. It however, was of no use this morning when I woke up and forgot I was actually using crutches to walk with.

Never mind, headbutting the wardrobe did remind me.

And so to another day of daytime tv and youtube while waiting for the insurance people to get back to me.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"