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Does the Swiss Army actually drill with these knives at military tattoos? It'd be pretty impressive watching 30 Swiss Army troops simultaneously opening wine bottles with their corkscrews...
I don't know about swiss wine... does the bottle have holes in it, or does it have a rediculous number of flip out accesories. Maybe it keeps precision time in in a beautiful handcrafted bottle.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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