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I'd rather wear an airbag than a colostomy bag.
They have an airbag for your colon? I guess I missed that one.  
You definitely wouldn't want that one going off by accident. 
If it did you would probably whistle on a windy day!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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