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Captions Wanted
#416667 12/21/2010 8:58 AM
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You should see the udder one.

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that guy's old lady is a real cow


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stevieB #416669 12/21/2010 9:22 AM
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Now we're moovin'!


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roadworthy #416670 12/21/2010 9:23 AM
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When you're short on horsepower, try a cow.


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Chester has been milking his way through life since his early teens...


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DunnSpeed #416672 12/21/2010 10:15 AM
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"It's absolutely Fresian in here!"

"Yeah but its so fast! Past-yer-eyes'd before you know it"

"Was gonna lend you some leathers but I saw you have your own.."

"What a load of bull, I'm sure I herd that one before.."

"How dairy call me a fat cow? I'm just big-boned!"


;-)


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stevieB #416673 12/21/2010 10:31 AM
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Last night I came home at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a moo!

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Bascule #416674 12/21/2010 10:33 AM
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"It's absolutely Fresian in here!"

"Yeah but its so fast! Past-yer-eyes'd before you know it"

"Was gonna lend you some leathers but I saw you have your own.."

"What a load of bull, I'm sure I herd that one before.."

"How dairy call me a fat cow? I'm just big-boned!"


;-)




Oh man, those were bad... Good job, sir.


Learning from my mistakes... again and again.
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nuthin #416675 12/21/2010 11:01 AM
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Holy Cow !! BATMAN !

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Old97 #416676 12/21/2010 11:46 AM
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Moove over. Your going to hit the mailbox!

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

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alabama_al #416677 12/21/2010 11:50 AM
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everything was fine until Bessie realised it was a Ural and not a Speedmaster.


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motorat #416678 12/21/2010 1:04 PM
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It's not widely known that dogs aren't the only four-legged creature that likes the wind in its face.


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FriarJohn #416679 12/21/2010 1:11 PM
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It's not my fault you're cold, I told you to wear a jersey.


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FriarJohn #416680 12/21/2010 1:11 PM
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Only way to get a Real Milkshake


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GJS #416681 12/21/2010 1:27 PM
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Ted's favorite song was always "Cow Cow Boogie"...for obvious reasons.

(...oh btw, for the uninitiated...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AfqVIxEzg&feature=related)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #416682 12/21/2010 1:57 PM
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COWABUNGA!!!


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motorat #416683 12/21/2010 2:02 PM
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Last time I drink Single Malt on an empty stomach!

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FrankM #416684 12/21/2010 2:48 PM
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After one too many pints , Harvey came to realize that he was lactose intolerant .


2005 Model . Two Fast Eddy stickers , a bell and a clock . She's Lola . She tinkles and keeps time . http://s649.photobucket.com/albums/uu211/britbike05/
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Wade #416685 12/21/2010 3:22 PM
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Ted was always just a little miffed that they had forgotten to mention in his job interview that THIS would be among his duties as Dairy Queen's Vice President of Transportation and Logistics!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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stevieB #416686 12/21/2010 3:40 PM
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" eat more chicken"

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hill8586 #416687 12/21/2010 4:19 PM
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Now that's a side of beef!


2005 Speedmaster, Tornado Red, AI removed, Uni Pods, JCW 19" turnouts
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Madrid #416688 12/21/2010 4:47 PM
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Mooove over I'm in the passing lane!


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PES #416689 12/21/2010 4:58 PM
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Coming back from picking up milk at the corner store.


Live to love, love to live.
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hill8586 #416690 12/21/2010 5:09 PM
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There may have been a bit of a misunderstanding when ordering a rare steak from "fillet to go".

All was well until they were involved in a traffic accident at the next junction and were unfortunately "t-boned".

Coming to a cinema near you - the hindu version of Wallace and Grommit.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Stretchermonkey #416691 12/21/2010 5:20 PM
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Coming to a cinema near you - the hindu version of Wallace and Grommit.






(that was your best one there, Graham!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #416692 12/21/2010 5:55 PM
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George was always fastidious about keeping his milk fresh


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brindle #416693 12/21/2010 6:22 PM
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As a veteran milk man, Bernie took an unconventional approach to his delivery route.


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alabama_al #416694 12/21/2010 6:38 PM
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How did he get that critter in there without scratching the bodywork is what's puzzling me

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FriarJohn #416695 12/21/2010 6:44 PM
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Ewan Mcgregor began to regret having Dairy Crest as his sponsor for his next big global adventure.

Thankfully for all road users - Ermintrude lost the coin toss and had to sit this journey out in the sidecar.

Ural motorcycles pioneer a breakthrough methane powered motorcycle, however have yet to come up with a suitable storage tank.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Stretchermonkey #416696 12/21/2010 7:43 PM
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Outrageously funny everyone. My sides hurt from rolling around on the floor laughing. It seems a sense of humour is something we are not lacking in on this journey.

If there was a prize for the best one it would be a tough job picking the winner.

Thanks everyone, I was feeling a little down and you guys cured me.

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stevieB #416697 12/21/2010 7:58 PM
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The Great (Slaughterhouse) Escape - brought to you by PETA.

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Hermit #416698 12/22/2010 12:16 AM
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Jimmy was udderly confused as he rolled into the HOG ralley.


Stewart ....... "It's outside your field of expertise." "Poppycock normally is."
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roundy77 #416699 12/22/2010 1:27 AM
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Fred the butcher delivered the freshest steaks faster than anyone else.


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FriarJohn #416700 12/22/2010 2:11 AM
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MORE COWBELL!


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Chick-Fil-A and step on it !!!!!

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alabama_al #416702 12/22/2010 11:06 AM
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the trouble with methane power is the fuel tank is a bit bulky

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Shameless plug for Gateway Computers


Its more fun to be ridin'! I'm still ridin
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Preacher #416704 12/22/2010 12:44 PM
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man: Keep breathing honey, we're almost to the hospital!
cow: MY MILK JUST BROKE!
man: WELL THROW SOME COOKIES UNDER THERE!

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brokenfixed #416705 12/22/2010 1:18 PM
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Quote:

man: Keep breathing honey, we're almost to the hospital!
cow: MY MILK JUST BROKE!
man: WELL THROW SOME COOKIES UNDER THERE!





Live to love, love to live.
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Keith #416706 12/22/2010 4:12 PM
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+1...haha

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